There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
she pinky promised me she was 18
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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