i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
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