i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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