Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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