To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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