You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
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Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
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I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
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