she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Randomize
