Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
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He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
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She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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