Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
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just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
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Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
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