Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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