Say something about gay babies.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
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Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
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Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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