did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
Randomize