Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
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We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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