you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
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Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
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I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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