Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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