Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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