He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
Randomize
