this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
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i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
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Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
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