he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
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after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
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I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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