It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
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so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
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Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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