Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Fuck appropriateness.
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
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he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
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I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
Randomize