I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
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I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
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Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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