So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
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we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
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yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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