Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
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VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
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