Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
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tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
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a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
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I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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