A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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