Small penises have feelings too.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
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