omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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