The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
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He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
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danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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