My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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