i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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