My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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