i don't plan on having that self control this summer
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
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