did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
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there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
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YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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