dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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