The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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