too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
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