He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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