No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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