Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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