we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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