You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
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We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
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You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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