I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
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All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
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You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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