what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
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I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
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Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I FOUND THE LEGS
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