I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
This baby is an asshole
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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