paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
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walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
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I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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