my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
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