But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
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