Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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