i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
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don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
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In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
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