i was rollin on her like bob the builder
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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