What tipped you off? The sombrero?
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk