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• (602): View more from Arizona

  Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?

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  no jk, not my room

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?

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• (276): View more from Virginia

  I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night

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• (315): View more from New York

  He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.

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• (254): View more from Texas

  There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator

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• (951): View more from California

  I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.

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  If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.

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• (212): View more from New York

  When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.

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