Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
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Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
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tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
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