she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
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i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
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I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
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I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.