Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
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Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
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Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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