You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
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He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
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Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
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