But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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